Yoga Pants Are Bad For Women to Wear?


No one looks good in sweatpants. But that?s not the point. They?re basically just towels with waistbands. They exist for two activities: lounging and exercising ? two activities that you used to be able to do without looking like a model in a P90X infomercial.

It?s not good manners for women to tell other women how to dress; that?s the job of male fashion photographers. Women who criticize other women for dressing hot are seen as criticizing women themselves ? a sad conflation if you think about it, rooted in the idea that who we are is how we look. It?s impossible to have once been a teenage girl and not, at some very deep level, feel that.

But yoga pants make it worse. Seriously, you can?t go into a room of 15 fellow women contorting themselves into ridiculous positions at 7 in the morning without first donning skintight pants? What is it about yoga in particular that seems to require this? Are practitioners really worried that a normal-width pant leg is going to throttle them mid-lotus pose?

We aren?t wearing these workout clothes because they?re cooler or more comfortable. (You think the selling point of Lululemon?s Reveal Tight Precision pants is really the way their moth-eaten design provides a ?much-needed dose of airflow??) We?re wearing them because they?re sexy.